
In Illinois, a man was arrested after spending nearly two days in a motel room with his girlfriend's corpse.
While that sounds romantic, there's more to the story.
During those two days -- and before he called 911 -- the guy maxed out his girlfriend's debit card, withdrawing money from an ATM, buying vodka and using the card to pay for the hotel stay.
The 47-year-old boyfriend was arrested on felony charges of concealment of death, unlawful use of a credit card and identity theft.
Source: UPI.com
A One-Legged Millionaire Gets 60 Days In Prison for Hitting a Naked Masseuse With a Gold Rolex:
In April of 2010, 42-year-old Thomas Hartmann of Manhattan was at a bar in New York and met 37-year-old Sophia Kandelaki. She works as a NAKED MASSEUSE, and has a prostitution arrest back in 2005.
Thomas is a millionaire thanks to a settlement he got in a police brutality lawsuit. Back in 2004, he and his wife were having a domestic dispute and a cop RAN HIM OVER. It's not clear if that's how he lost his leg or not.
Anyway, just a few hours after he met Sophia . . . and before he could buy her services . . . he ended up punching her in the head with his gold Rolex. She says he punched her . . . he says he was wobbly on his one leg and fell into her.
At his trial last week, the jury decided . . . yeah, he punched her. And he's been sentenced to 60 days in prison.
Mugshot of the Day: Police Catch an Arsonist Because He's Cross-Eyed:
In August, 23-year-old Andrew Burls set fire to a lingerie store in south London. It spread to a bakery and a post office, did more than $1.5 MILLION in damage, and left six people who lived above the shops homeless.
And as the cops reviewed the security footage, they noticed the arsonist had one very distinctive feature . . . he was INCREDIBLY CROSS-EYED.
They used that information to track him down. He was arrested for arson . . . and now, he's been sentenced to eight years in prison.
A Georgia woman who was in the process of being busted for assault tried to ensure her right to remain silent -- by asking if she could shove a crack pipe in her mouth!
Essie May Jones was suspected of stabbing a male companion in a fight involving several people, so cops showed up to haul her off. While she didn't resist, she asked the arresting officer if she could smoke some of her crack stash first, since she wouldn't be allowed to smoke it behind bars.
The deputy declined the request, but added possession of a controlled substance to her list of charges.
Source: Atlanta Journal Constitution
Talk about taking your enthusiasm for sports a bit too far...
Major League Baseball fan Benjamin Christensen got every single baseball mascot tattooed on his body.
He's now got ink from his ribs to his hips.
The National League's mascots are on one side of his body -- and the American League's mascots are on the other.
The tattoos took 33 hours and cost $3,500. (BustedCoverage.com
Target is So Good at Predicting Customer Behavior, They Once Sent Baby Coupons to a Pregnant Teenager Before She Told Her Parents:
You'd probably be FREAKED OUT if you could see the data that different stores have on you. Pretty much ALL of them keep track. And Target takes it even further.
Target doesn't just keep track of what you buy . . . they analyze your purchases to figure out what's going on in your life. And HERE'S a look at just how good they are . . .
According to an executive, a guy once STORMED into a Target outside of Minneapolis holding a bunch of coupons for baby items that were sent to his teenage daughter.
He yelled at the manager, quote, "My daughter got this in the mail! She's still in high school . . . are you trying to encourage her to get pregnant?"
But Target's analysis was right . . . the man ended up calling a few days later to apologize because it turned out his daughter WAS pregnant and just hadn't told him yet.
Two Women Start a Fight After No One Gives Them Beer Money for Flashing Their Breasts . . . Their Mugshots Explain Everything:
Last week, in St. James City, Florida, 28-year-old Alicia Martin and 23-year-old Kathryn Rayannic were drinking heavily at a bar called The Waterfront. They eventually ran out of money . . . but wanted to keep drinking.
So they started walking around the bar offering to FLASH THEIR BREASTS for BEER MONEY. But NO ONE took them up on their offer. That sounds strange . . . but when you take a look at their mugshots, it makes sense.
Anyway, other customers started telling them to stop harassing everyone . . . and that's when Alicia and Kathryn turned VIOLENT.
They shoved and punched one female employee . . . and Alicia PULLED A KNIFE on a male employee who tried to get them to stop.
Alicia was arrested and charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and battery. Kathryn was charged with disorderly conduct.
A Naked 300-Pound Man Goes to Walmart to Steal Clothing . . . But Only Grabs Socks?
Last week, 32-year-old Verdon Lamont Taylor of Downingtown, Pennsylvania went to a Walmart, stripped down outside, then went in . . . TOTALLY NAKED. And he was flaunting his DELICIOUS 300-pound body.
Verdon's plan was, apparently, to steal clothing. Which makes sense, for a naked man. Only Verdon didn't steal, ya know, boxers or shorts or even a large poncho or mumu . . . no, all he stole was SOCKS.
And he used the socks on his feet . . . NOT to cover himself elsewhere.
As he walked around the store in his new socks, the police arrived . . . and used a Taser to get him down. Afterward, he spat on a cop and fought them as they loaded him into a cop car.
He was arrested for indecent exposure, aggravated assault, simple assault, retail theft, receiving stolen property, and disorderly conduct.
A Sheriff Going Door-to-Door Campaigning Busts a Marijuana Grow House . . . Now Its Residents Say They're Going to Vote for Him?
Robbie Brooks is the sheriff of Latimer County, Arkansas. On Wednesday night, he was going door-to-door campaigning for re-election.
When he got to one house in a rural area, he could smell MARIJUANA coming from inside. And when he knocked, 56-year-old Jerry Paulk came to the door, holding a lit joint.
Brooks called other deputies, they got a search warrant, and found that it was actually a MARIJUANA GROW HOUSE.
Jerry was arrested, along with two women in the house, 19-year-old Rachel Trover and 26-year-old Suzanne Vaughn.
And now, the best part: Even though Brooks busted them while he was campaigning . . . Jerry says he now plans on voting FOR Brooks, because he handled the bust so respectfully.
Two Drunk Women Got Even With a Bar For Kicking Them Out . . . By Circling the Block to Run Over Customers as They Left:
24-year-old Sharonda Cheeves and 23-year-old Jesslyn Williams of Philadelphia are in prison . . . for getting revenge on a nightclub that kicked them out.
On September 4th, 2010, they went to a gay and lesbian dance party at a place called Club Motivation, but got thrown out for being drunk and disorderly. They punched the bouncer in the face, but that didn't satisfy their need for VENGEANCE.
So Jesslyn got behind the wheel of her Monte Carlo, and circled the block, running over customers on the SIDEWALK, as they were leaving the club.
She made THREE laps, hitting people each time. Then Sharonda took the wheel and went for a FOURTH lap. And this time, the person she hit was KILLED. Combined, they hit six people on their four laps, injuring five and killing one.
Last Thursday, a judge sentenced Sharonda to four-to-eight years and a $1,000 fine. Jesslyn got two-to-four years and a $2,000 fine.
A Stray Dog Stopped a Prison Break in Paraguay By Barking and Alerting the Guards:
A stray dog foiled a prison break in Asuncion, Paraguay last week. Here's what happened . . .
Three inmates at Tacumbu prison dug a 26-foot tunnel under the prison wall. One of the prisoners was Hector Villalba, who's serving a 30-year sentence for a double murder.
When Hector stuck his head out of the opening, the stray dog began barking. That alerted the prison guards, who were able to catch all three of them and send them back inside.
The prison had Hector answer questions on Friday. He said he's going to keep trying to escape, because his sentence isn't fair.
Shippensburg University in Pennsylvania has begun selling the Plan B morning after pill in their dorm vending machines.
It costs $25, which is a raging bargain when compared to the cost of raising a kid and -- ironically -- sending that kid to college.
Here are a few more things they should be selling in those vending machines:
Source: TheCampusSocialite.com
An Ohio elementary school was far from the happiest place on earth after officials put it on lockdown over a parent who came to visit while dressed as Mickey Mouse.
The woman wanted to surprise her daughter's class by wearing the outfit for a Valentine's Day party, but failed to tell the school's principal about the costume, which she showed up wearing -- then changed out of in a restroom.
Superintendent Dante Zambrini said that an administrator freaked out because, "It was a case of, Mickey Mouse was here, and then he was missing."
Sounds pretty Goofy to us!
Source: Youngstown Vindicator
A Guy Bought a
Locked Safe on eBay For $123 . . . and Found $26,000 Cash
Inside:
An
unnamed eBay bidder in
auction last week.
He
bid on a locked safe. The seller, James
Labrecque of
seemed empty.
The guy won the
safe last Sunday with a bid of $122.93, plus $79.57 shipping. When it arrived, the guy took it to a welder,
had it cut open . . . and found $26,000 in cash inside.
The
guy left James some positive seller feedback, but turned him down when he asked
for a cut of the money.
(WMC TV)
A Guy
Was Bit on His Testicle by a Poisonous Snake . . . and His Friend Refused to
Suck Out the Poison
29-year-old Jackson Scott of
friendship recently, when he got bit by a snake.
Jackson and his friend Roddy Andrews went on vacation to a farm in the
Australian outback. During the night,
to go to the bathroom.
In order to
conserve water and not flush,
a poisonous tiger snake bit him . . . on the testicle.
With his pants
still down,
what happened . . . and asked him to SUCK out the POISON.
Roddy politely declined, but he DID drive him to the nearest hospital, 40
miles away, where
life.